THINGS YOU MUST KNOW IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY FRIEND.
Sounds fun, doesn't it :)
- I fucking hate spiders.
- I fucking hate spiders.
- I FUCKING. HATE. SPIDERS.
- I have awful luck with white SUVs. For your safety, do not let me drive yours.
- On that note, it will forever be open season on deer, in my book.
- I want to sell everything that I have that is worth something, buy land in the middle of nowhere, and raise a billion Hereford cattle. I will reference this dream quite often.
- I love food.
- I love alcohol.
- I will choose a dog over a person any day of the week, and that is a fact.
- That being said, I love people, and can't help but to always see the best in everyone. Even if I hate them.
- The inability to find fault will get me into trouble. If you are within earshot of me when that happens, chances are you will also be in some form of trouble.
- Every now and then, I love to do something completely crazy and illegal. If you are within arm's reach of me when that happens, chances are you will also be doing something completely crazy and illegal.
- Every night I pray for my lactose intolerant friends to magically be cured of their ailment, so they can love dairy as much as I do.
- I am the most curious person I have ever met. Honestly. I want to learn about and experience EVERYTHING. Seriously. Everything.
- I realize that I can not learn about and experience everything, but that will not prevent me from trying.
- I will always try hardest for what I can't have. Always.
- When I realize that I actually won't get it, I try harder.
- And eventually, my ADD kicks in and I forget that I wanted it in the first place.
- I'm extremely fickle, yet terribly loyal. Dichotomy, much?
- I don't really like chocolate. If that makes me un-American, fine. I mean I'll eat it sometimes, but only a piece or two, and not very often.
I think that's all you *need* to know for now....night!
M
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